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officialunitedstates:

FACT OF THE DAY: 

introverts: help shovel neighbors driveways, smile at elderly folks

extroverts:  throw snowball through glass windows, eat the snowman raw

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weeping-daleks:

zanetehaiden:

Imagine if we lived in a world where you could see the exact date when everyone is going to die except for yourself

And then one day people start acting nice to you. Like, really nice.

write a book

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officialunitedstates:

introverts:  cuddle up in blanket and watch netflix

extroverts:  smash the tv with a baseball bat because sports

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jlrreyes:

I held back tears as I imagined a world where food served themselves to you.

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breakingnews:

Olympic great Michael Phelps to end retirement

Baltimore Sun: 22-time Olympic medalist Michael Phelps is ending his retirement and will compete for the first time since the 2012 London Olympics at an Arizona meet on April 24-26.

Phelps’s longtime coach Bob Bowman revealed the news Monday and said Phelps would swim three events — the 50- and 100-meter freestyles and the 100 butterfly. 

"I wouldn’t say it’s a full-fledged comeback," Bowman said.

Photo: Phelps celebrates after winning the gold in the men’s 4x200m freestyle relay at the 2012 London Olympics. (Ezra Shaw/Getty Images via Baltimore Sun)

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workhard-playhard-prayhard:

Oh my gosh…Logan. You’re tumblr famous

HAHAHA